You are challenged by Pokemon Trainer Marnie!

Nah, I'm just kidding. HOWEVER, there are some things you gotta know if you wanna view my site!

Best viewed on desktop! Not mobile friendly! Could maybe work on tablets in landscape, though. I'm not 100% sure, I haven't tested it.

This website uses iframes and some javascript! Only a lil though.

You may encounter:

• profanity
• sensitive topics
• pet death; i have a page dedicated to my late pup
• spoilers if i decide to add stuff like shrines and blogs

If this all seems totally okay with you, then all you have to do is click "battle" below! Clicking "run away" will just send you to my favorite musical, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals by Starkid. Honestly, I highly recommend clicking it either way, because it's just a good ass musical.